i couldn’t stop jacking off to lion king tbh

i get really horny watching madagascar 3

despairkomaeda:

i shouldnt be allowed to do things but i do them anyway

ohhh baby

piefoot:

im taking away my dog’s bending

It is time to get this precious dog checked, Miss Brady.

A legit professional animal rescue blog started following me i’m scared

started from the bottom now we here

“Merry Christmas, senpai!” Phyllis-kun said, his eyes pooping open.

“Merry Christmas to you, darling!” I responded. “How did you like my huge, huge, huge, present?”

“So YOLO! We haven’t done that in a while! I just wish my black owner would just stop, ya feel me nigga? She can’t even twerk!” Phyllis-kun sounded outlandish. What kind of ratchety has Ms. Brown been exposing him to?

“I understand,” I just simply said.

Ever seen a guinea pig and then all of a sudden your hand just requires movement?

This makes my crotch itch.