vetmcnuggies

i couldn’t stop jacking off to lion king tbh

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 21:46:45 -0400

i couldn’t stop jacking off to lion king tbh

i get really horny watching madagascar 3

Mon, 27 May 2013 18:03:48 -0400

i get really horny watching madagascar 3

despairkomaeda: i shouldnt be allowed to do things but i do them anyway ohhh baby

Mon, 06 May 2013 00:42:42 -0400

despairkomaeda:

i shouldnt be allowed to do things but i do them anyway

ohhh baby

piefoot: im taking away my dog’s bending It is time to get...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:39:53 -0400

piefoot:

im taking away my dog’s bending

It is time to get this precious dog checked, Miss Brady.

A legit professional animal rescue blog started following me i’m scared

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 16:45:19 -0400

A legit professional animal rescue blog started following me i’m scared

started from the bottom now we here

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 01:14:00 -0400

started from the bottom now we here

Photo

Fri, 28 Dec 2012 23:11:55 -0500

“Merry Christmas, senpai!” Phyllis-kun said, his eyes pooping open. “Merry...

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 03:05:00 -0500

“Merry Christmas, senpai!” Phyllis-kun said, his eyes pooping open.

“Merry Christmas to you, darling!” I responded. “How did you like my huge, huge, huge, present?”

“So YOLO! We haven’t done that in a while! I just wish my black owner would just stop, ya feel me nigga? She can’t even twerk!” Phyllis-kun sounded outlandish. What kind of ratchety has Ms. Brown been exposing him to?

“I understand,” I just simply said.

Ever seen a guinea pig and then all of a sudden your hand just requires movement?

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 00:40:32 -0500

Ever seen a guinea pig and then all of a sudden your hand just requires movement?

This makes my crotch itch.

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 00:36:37 -0500

This makes my crotch itch.

That wasn't funny ok -__- now people think i'm actually YOU

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 02:12:20 -0500

but i am you you are me! i have proof!!!

vernon is my real identity

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 01:43:25 -0500

vernon is my real identity

no honestly who are you like forreal though

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 01:38:03 -0500

Winter is approaching. I need to feel your furs once more.

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 01:01:12 -0500

Winter is approaching. I need to feel your furs once more.

advancedbitch: 0MFG

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 01:28:27 -0400

advancedbitch:

0MFG

ur blog is so over 9000!!! xD where r u!

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 15:37:57 -0400

cockarotto: GUYS CAN WE JUST TAKE A SECOND AND LOOK AT HOW BIG...

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 01:47:05 -0400

cockarotto:

GUYS CAN WE JUST TAKE A SECOND AND LOOK AT HOW BIG PHYLLIS HAS GOTTEN UGH.

He’s been eating some big things ever since you left, Ms. Brown ;).

how moist butthole

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 01:28:00 -0400

NITROGEN MONOXIDE

madnesstheatre: I think my doggie is sick :( Like, he won’t leave my side, when he follows me...

Mon, 17 Sep 2012 00:59:34 -0400

madnesstheatre:

I think my doggie is sick :(

Like, he won’t leave my side, when he follows me around he’s got his tail between his legs like he’s afraid of something and he’s sleeping on my feet right now.

I think it’s time for some check-up.

so true

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 21:20:31 -0400

so true